Candy corns sure make for a sucky weigh-in.
NOOOOOO I didn't gain any weight! Geesh, how many candy corns do you think I ate?
It was only, like, 6 (or 8) (maybe 12-15 in two days).
I simply adore candy corns - in Autumn flavors, candy apple flavor, chocolate flavor, original . . . The candy corn just may be my favorite candy. I smell them in my sleep (or maybe I'm sleep walking to the kitchen table).
If I think real hard, I can taste their gritty sweetness on my tongue.
Oh, the Candy Corn . . .
Do you exist simply to torture me as you sit in those adorable jars all gussied up with autumn ribbons?
Good Night & Sweet Candy Corn Dreams!